Declarative Statements In Sports Commentary
and that's where he parked his car. "Wait, no, that just LOOKS like my car..."
and it's that his mother will always love him, no matter what; she won't love what he has done, but she'll always love *him*.
and it's where Waldo is. No, he won't give you a hint; this is December, playoffs are on the line.
and it's that [dramatic pause] THIS is your card.
and it's that they only call it a big game when you lose. (Ehh-see what I did there?)
This is why Wade Phillips is a head coach in the NFL.
and that's where he parked his car. "Wait, no, that just LOOKS like my car..."
ReplyDeleteand it's that his mother will always love him, no matter what; she won't love what he has done, but she'll always love *him*.
ReplyDeleteand it's where Waldo is. No, he won't give you a hint; this is December, playoffs are on the line.
ReplyDeleteand it's that [dramatic pause] THIS is your card.
ReplyDeleteand it's that they only call it a big game when you lose. (Ehh-see what I did there?)
ReplyDeleteThis is why Wade Phillips is a head coach in the NFL.
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