"You Don't Need A Degree To Be An Orthopedic Surgeon"

Enough with the charts and graphs, professor, I've already got a double major in street sense and down home country wisdom.

("An arm isn't supposed to throw something at 150 miles per hour" was the B-side of that comment, which I guess is the sum total of Orthopedic surgical knowledge. Then they go home, kiss their wives, and sleep the sleep of the righteous.)

"That's not the way Mark Richt or anyone wants to start the season--under arrest!"

This would be astute analysis, except that the incident the unidentified ESPN Radio personality was talking about was actually only a misdemeanor--the latest in a series of very hilarious misdemeanors.

"She Has A Little Bit Of Knees In The Air"

On the ground, though, she's all elbows.