"At Bat, Manny, To Use An Old Phrase, 'Owns' CC Sabathia."

And this from Vin Scully, who is at least 104 years old. He's- he's talking about slavery, isn't he?

"It's Not About Possession, It's About Penetration"

For Paraguay, perhaps. For Kobe, though, no way.

Reporter: "What Allowed You To Survive Kobe Bryant's Onslaught There?"

Doc Rivers: "Hey there lady - he's a rapist, not a killer."

"Byant Offensively Had His Way that Whole Quarter."

Duck . . . Barrel . . . Open thread--GO!

"You Just Have To Take It Some Time."

I'm pretty sure that was also Kobe's defense.

There Is No "Allegedly" In The Court Of Public Opinion

"So to me, for him to a call a foul, even though it wasn't a foul, is the right call"

So, to Jeff Van Gundy, for a ref to:

1. call a foul

even though

2. it wasn't a foul

is

3. the right. call.

Later:

"Why do you guys look at me like I have two heads every time I come up with something right?"

Two mouths, the better to eat all the dicks.