"You Don't Need A Degree To Be An Orthopedic Surgeon"

Enough with the charts and graphs, professor, I've already got a double major in street sense and down home country wisdom.

("An arm isn't supposed to throw something at 150 miles per hour" was the B-side of that comment, which I guess is the sum total of Orthopedic surgical knowledge. Then they go home, kiss their wives, and sleep the sleep of the righteous.)

Probably An Australian Joke

On San Francisco Giants pitcher Wellemeyer:

"I mean, just look at those broad shoulders. He's like an Atlas."