"He'd Have To Throw Some Kind Of A Moonbeam To Avoid That Coverage" (Take 2)

It kind of ruins my faith in the internet that, when I google "quarterback clip art," this picture (which is clearly of Joe Theisman) is the first result.

First Runners-Up

• "What's a little flag amongst friends?"
• "You don't want to blow it dead, I've been in that situation before.... Lots of whistle swallowing here"
• He'd have to throw some kind of a moonbeam to avoid that coverage"
• "He earned his stripes on special teams"
• "This man is his own zip code"
• "This is the time in the game when you want to hand the ball off to your horse"
• "Wow, is he throwing some footballs"
• "The ball is in the midsection of Drew Brees"