"The Saints' defensive line sure has shown up tonight, Jon"

"As opposed to all the other players, Mike, who just decided to stay at home?"

"Fine-looking rookie Brice McCain with the pick"

The first of what will surely be many Chris Berman quotes . . . and Blingees:


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Bironas Has A Big Leg*

*Bigger than a bread box.

"The Boston Celtics are so deep"

Kevin Garnett and I had an interesting chat about the platonic ideal of virtue last night. And this was after I spent the whole day with Ray Allen and Rajon Rondo at the Boston Museum of Fine Arts.

Chad OchoCinco Creates Space

I never thought I'd be able to fit this much in my garage.

Week 9

"Barber was held to three yards on three rushes in the first two quarters but was employed as an effective clock-killer late in the contest and picked up some useful yardage. That's about all you can ask from a runner stuck in a three-man rotation" (here).

Marion Barber finished the game.

6'0", 26yrs old

Marion Barber is finished growing.

It's True

Marion Barber designed the 2009 Seattle Marathon shirts.

Backlog

I was thinking about getting Anna Karenina. Marion just finished it, said it was a good read.

I was once raped by Marion Barber. I tried to make him stop, but he just said, "Do you know who I am?" Needless to say, I do now.

I would hate to drink with Marion Barber. Take one sip, put your beer down, and look away for just a second . . .

I hate eating pizza with Marion Barber. He has no qualms about taking the last slice. . . but he's great for Thanksgiving leftovers.

Marion's PR team needs to get him personally involved in his website, because shit is totally incomplete.

So I asked Marion if I could see his Hilights magazine because I enjoy the challenging puzzles and he's all, "When I'm finished." But it's like, come on, man. You're using pen.

When you're painting your house, Marion Barber is a great friend to have. The job gets done.

When Marion was a child, Mrs. Barber never had to ask him to finish his vegetables.

Marion Barber was both the the pilot of Enola Gay, and the first guy to take a sledgehammer to the Berlin Wall.

I was talking with Marion Barber the other day, and our convo started going in a direction he didn't like, so he said, "This conversation is finished." And it was.

Marion Barber hates overtime games.